The Hermit Crab Exposed

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spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

I thought this was real

(Source: awesomaticeric, via i-never-said-thankyou)

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velvet-velour:

I need new voices in my head to speak my secret evils with.
I need new lovers, in my bed to be my friends and special pets.
I need your scent all over me
I need to taste your blasphamy
I need to know with certinty that the nectar, was worth the squeeze! 

It just the way that we’re diseased
It’s the plague that stains us
It’s the sweetest disease
It’s so contagious

 

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beauty is more than just shining for others. You don’t need to have the perfect face to be beautiful. Being ugly or beautiful is a matter of energy, and true beauty comes from the heart

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